Friends, lovers, countrymen, we have been blessed in the past
few years with a blossoming new sector of the gaming industry.
A sector filled with intrigue, bustle, and homos. No, I'm not
speaking of gay
gambling, rather, this new and wonderful sector of which I
speak is Gayming.
Gayming is the pursuit of regular gaming by gay homos like us
here at The-Creamery. Gayming and The-Creamery provides us an
excellent way to bond with each other and to shoot each other,
and perhaps schedule a time and place for a real-life handjob
or other sexual encounter or just some plain old-fashioned cuddling.
Our Gayming progress to date has been impressive. But we must
learn to harness our raw homosexual button-mashing energies even
further, however, if we wish to make further strides in the regular
gaming community. Fellow Gaymer Dale F. French has said as much
in his masterpiece of Gayming literature, Let's
Put the "Gay" Back In "Gaming!". As Mr. French states,
"Up until a few years ago, I used to always play straight characters
to avoid the bullshit. "After all," I told myself, "most people
are straight. Odds are my character is, too." I finally realized
that I had been hiding who I really was. After all, straight people
usually play straight characters, right? It's what they're comfortable
doing. For me it's more fun, and more natural, to play gay characters.
Nowadays I mostly play with people I already know, so there's
no problem." Bravo, Mr. French, bravo. The whole point of The-Creamery
is to provide a safe haven for superfags around the country to
gather and not be afraid of showing their gay sides, or backsides.
There is ample proof that Gayming is on the rise in major urban
centers and even in the heartland of America. Recent
polls conducted by Shack E.S. have shown that regular gamers
have become increasingly more accepting of gay love in servers.
The poll shows that a whopping 40% of gamers do not mind gay-love
jokes in servers. Needless to say, this is a tremendous achievement
for they Gayming community, a community that is still in its infancy.
While we may occasionally be mocked for our homologous sexual
orientation, we have proven that the gay community and Gaymers
in particular are here to stay. We have struggled through adversity,
and have emerged unscathed and triumphant, with raging hard-ons.
There is even evidence that points to game designers being more
sensitive to the needs of the Gayming community at large. According
to this news piece by Scott Wilke for The
Commercial Closet, the recently released The
Sims: Hot Date includes support for gay pairings and same-sex
marriages. No doubt this may translate to future games, such as
Counter-Strike:Condition Zero, where rumors indicate that there
may be a special unlockable gay rogue pirate Terrorist model called
the "Anal Buccanneer" who will be armed with a deadly pink "fag-ray"
revolver. If these rumors prove true, this would signify a major
advancement for Gaymers and Creamies.
I am proud of our accomplishments here at The-Creamery to advance
the agenda of Gaymers everywhere. I hope that we will continue
to provide gay gaming enthusiasts a refuge from the predominantly
straight and occasionally cruel gaming community well into the
future. We, as proud Gaymers, should continue to unite under the
banner of The-Creamery. Be proud, Creamies, and be gay.