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Friends, lovers, countrymen, we have been blessed in the past few years with a blossoming new sector of the gaming industry. A sector filled with intrigue, bustle, and homos. No, I'm not speaking of gay gambling, rather, this new and wonderful sector of which I speak is Gayming. Gayming is the pursuit of regular gaming by gay homos like us here at The-Creamery. Gayming and The-Creamery provides us an excellent way to bond with each other and to shoot each other, and perhaps schedule a time and place for a real-life handjob or other sexual encounter or just some plain old-fashioned cuddling.

Our Gayming progress to date has been impressive. But we must learn to harness our raw homosexual button-mashing energies even further, however, if we wish to make further strides in the regular gaming community. Fellow Gaymer Dale F. French has said as much in his masterpiece of Gayming literature, Let's Put the "Gay" Back In "Gaming!". As Mr. French states, "Up until a few years ago, I used to always play straight characters to avoid the bullshit. "After all," I told myself, "most people are straight. Odds are my character is, too." I finally realized that I had been hiding who I really was. After all, straight people usually play straight characters, right? It's what they're comfortable doing. For me it's more fun, and more natural, to play gay characters. Nowadays I mostly play with people I already know, so there's no problem." Bravo, Mr. French, bravo. The whole point of The-Creamery is to provide a safe haven for superfags around the country to gather and not be afraid of showing their gay sides, or backsides.

There is ample proof that Gayming is on the rise in major urban centers and even in the heartland of America. Recent polls conducted by Shack E.S. have shown that regular gamers have become increasingly more accepting of gay love in servers. The poll shows that a whopping 40% of gamers do not mind gay-love jokes in servers. Needless to say, this is a tremendous achievement for they Gayming community, a community that is still in its infancy. While we may occasionally be mocked for our homologous sexual orientation, we have proven that the gay community and Gaymers in particular are here to stay. We have struggled through adversity, and have emerged unscathed and triumphant, with raging hard-ons.

There is even evidence that points to game designers being more sensitive to the needs of the Gayming community at large. According to this news piece by Scott Wilke for The Commercial Closet, the recently released The Sims: Hot Date includes support for gay pairings and same-sex marriages. No doubt this may translate to future games, such as Counter-Strike:Condition Zero, where rumors indicate that there may be a special unlockable gay rogue pirate Terrorist model called the "Anal Buccanneer" who will be armed with a deadly pink "fag-ray" revolver. If these rumors prove true, this would signify a major advancement for Gaymers and Creamies.

I am proud of our accomplishments here at The-Creamery to advance the agenda of Gaymers everywhere. I hope that we will continue to provide gay gaming enthusiasts a refuge from the predominantly straight and occasionally cruel gaming community well into the future. We, as proud Gaymers, should continue to unite under the banner of The-Creamery. Be proud, Creamies, and be gay.


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Special thanks to Kully "Kitty" Bonepile for thinking up our name.