CS Server Actually Used
Completely stunning all involved, the Creamery CS 1.6 server was actually filled to 50% capacity mid-day on Saturday.
"I was unable to practice jumping on those new wires in cobble because people were like shooting me and stuff" proclaimed Junnananagou[HATE], a once regular on The-Creamery.
Among the attendees were RU[GAY], Cattle[HATE], and Mephistopheles. Also spotted on the premises were a batch of public retards who were instantly flogged with questions regarding gaynesss and fellatio technique. One was even kicked for talking too damn much on the mic.
The 10-player awp-laden fiasco lasted almost an hour, sources said.
Cattle[HATE], exiled leader of The-Creamery stated "To prevent future usage of previously banned bitchsticks, an administrative plugin has been installed. This is intended to create repeat business. This plugin can also be used to restrict the usage of the newly added shield, and when Tickle is playing, the AUG."
"It's not really that surprising" said Burrito[HATE], Creamery-elite and porn-curator. "If people actually get on the server instead of posting stories about the server being empty, other people will join as well."
Burrito continued, "Cream IRC is a very underutilized tool. It has the ability to bring players together so that they can seed the server in groups, instead of just 'onezie-twozies'. It is a sad thing that no one really takes advantage of it. It reminds me of the United Negro College Fund in that way."
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