| April 23, 2003 |
| The End is Near (and queer)
On May 22, 2003 my ass will be boarding a plane and leaving the west coast for good. My cat will be in a cage, my car on a truck, and my computer filled with peanuts and checked as baggage. What does this mean? Nothing really, except that the women of the west are at a loss, and the women of the east are about to gain something special. There will be lots of things that I will be leaving out here when I go, some crappy monitors, random hardware, etc. The week before I go I will be giving this crap away to anyone who wants it. I'll get a more accurate list as the date draws closer. |
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by cattle
at 12:33 PM |
| April 16, 2003 |
| The Only Thing Funny on ProjectSmiley.com This Week...
"Actor Morgan Freeman Confused With Half-Life's Gordon Freeman Again...Pg 7" |
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by cattle
at 9:04 AM |
| April 13, 2003 |
| Slight Adjustment...
For those of you who cannot keep track of our randomly non-alliterated Warcraft days, the server name now changes to reflect if WC3 is on or not. "The-Creamery" magically morphs into "The-Creamery WC3." Neato burrito. |
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by cattle
at 1:58 PM |
| April 12, 2003 |
| Funny?...Kinda.
If you are a fan of The Onion and a fan of CS and other vagina-frightening games, you may enjoy ProjectSmiley. ProjectSmiley is a bogus gaming news site that has satirical articles about the gaming world, mostly leaning on CS. Is it funny? Well....kinda. It is now on my regular rotation of "sites I go to when I am pretty bored." It is currently on the list right after I look at www.ratemytaint.com once again and get really bummed that I didn't move on that quicker. If you are equally bored, you may want to check it out. |
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by cattle
at 11:47 AM |
| April 4, 2003 |
| AnimalMother Free!
This just in: I have it from “reliable maternal sources” that [Poop]AnimalMother’s name has been cleared from vaginal assault charges that were filed several weeks ago. According to documents located by thesmokinggun.com, Mother is required to carry his aggressively angular arrow-dildo at all times. This caveat should prove difficult given his cowboy hat-wearing, welding, manly-man lifestyle. So tonight, on this glorious FFF, join me in lighting a candle in AnimalMonther’s honor. After the candle is lit, blow it out, shove it up your ass and rejoice! |
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by cattle
at 3:46 PM |
| April 2, 2003 |
| Stats
Stats am teh repairzord. |
| posted
by cattle
at 11:25 AM |
| April 1, 2003 |
| WC3 Wednesdays and Sundays About to Begin
The WC3 plugin will be disabled after this Wednesday. After that, we will proceed with WC3 being enabled on Wednesdays and Sundays. Keep in mind that FFF will always remain constant, and that we will still be doing "Two day-old Thong" Thursdays. |
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by cattle
at 11:06 AM |
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