October 31, 2002
Halloween
Why can't everyday be Halloween? I mean, dude, if you wanna drive your Saturn down the freeway dressed as a zombie, you go for it! And ladies, if you wanna be that slutty nurse at work (or at the supermarket) by all means YOU BE THAT SLUTTY NURSE!

Me? Well I was "dressed as a preppy asshole," as I told one chick. She nodded, but not in the good way.
posted by cattle at 10:06 PM

October 25, 2002
BF 1942 Server Way Upgraded !!!
Brand new 1.6 GHz rig awaits your tank/jeep/plane loving. Same IP. Get on tonight for some speed testing !!!
posted by cattle at 3:00 PM

October 22, 2002
CS Stats !
You may notice that the stats are a bit funny...Thanks to GOND we have finally moved over to an automated stat updating system. No more waiting for punk-ass Cattle to upload the stats. Stats are run and updated by 8:00 AM everyday.
posted by cattle at 9:03 PM

October 21, 2002
Donations for Cattle
I'm taking donations to buy Cattle a cardboard box, and a bottle of Thunderbird. Send cash to Paypal at Arturum@hotmail.com.
posted by Arturum at 11:41 PM

Cattle's Move: Status
I have wrapped bubblewrap around every goddamnned thing I own, and even some things I did not know I owned.

This coming weekend will be the final days in our current house. Come Monday we will be perched up in our friend's garage in Mountain View, now that is some good living. I will be living in said garage until at least April of next year. Not to fret, I will have DSL and all that shit, so you will still get the occasional *slap* from me.

In other news, I bought a new 4u rackmount case for $10 off Ebay. $23.50 shipped to my door...err, my friend's garage door.
posted by cattle at 8:57 PM

October 19, 2002
The early morning monster
I figured out what Juunanagou does with this free time in the morning. Listen here!!
posted by chad at 1:23 AM

October 18, 2002
NWN Server is UP!
Gond got it working tonight. Its password is "GAY" (all caps), and lists under PW Action in the multiplayer. Come and Check it out :)
posted by Arturum at 10:43 PM

BF Server Alive and Stronger Than Before!!!
After a few upgrades, the BF server is back up and ready for abuse. It should be able to handle more players now. Keep me posted on what you see.

...We see the "Connection Problems." We am be teh working on it.
posted by cattle at 4:56 PM

NWN update
I'm trying not to take up to much space here...look below, I posted over the old one. Must sleep now....
posted by Arturum at 5:37 AM

October 17, 2002
BF Server Down
So whichever one of you guys is pissing off the harddrive god, please stop. The BF server is down due to disk crash. Expect it to return again tomorrow...
posted by cattle at 8:10 PM

Gaytro Pics
Zoom was kind enough to send us these. Enjoy!

Now go read Art's post below.
posted by cattle at 10:05 AM

October 15, 2002
PLEASE TEST HOOGAN'S FORGE:
I spent most of the night working on 1 area, a forge with a dwarf. Here's the deal, you give the dwarf different items and in return he gives you magic junk. I'd like everyone to test this area out, so I'm uploading it as a very small module. The items to give Hoogan are in the forge itself, just click on it to open it, get the stuff and talk to Hoogan. He give's different armor out depending on your class...This is huge, no other persistant world I've seen does this kind of "epic" questing. I want you guys to try and break Hoogan and send me bug reports. I think its working perfect but it needs to be tested with all sorts of different class combos. Link to ZIP file Thanks Gang....
posted by Arturum at 3:27 AM

October 14, 2002
The Creamery NWN Server
I'm working on getting it up (snicker) sometime this week. Check out www.Arturum.com for more info and NWN shots of Vo-man in a Thong. Yes, he's the towel boy in the Temple of Gond Bathhouse. Gotta love that pink....
posted by Arturum at 1:02 PM

October 13, 2002
BF 1942 Server Is Up!
The Battlefield 1942 server is up and ready to go at 65.19.134.211. It should be viewable from Gamespy and BF1942 as "The-Creamery." It is a 32-player server and should be running all the maps. Go play and tell me what to do. I'll be on that shit Monday night, come drive a plane into me.
posted by cattle at 8:41 PM

October 11, 2002
The-Creamery Financial Statement
I just wanted to let you guys know what is going on with the money situation at the Creamery.

I have noticed that several people have cancelled their subscriptions to the Cream over the past few weeks. I totally understand if you cancelled because you just don't play anymore or you can't afford it any longer. My deepest thanks go out to you for what you have given so far. I just want to make sure that our change in server hosts hasn't sparked the reason for some of the cancellations.

Most of you know that we went back to being hosted on GOND's servers. Back in the 'ol days this was a free service, but we are currently paying a monthly rent to GOND's company for his excellent service. Although he has given us a VERY attractive rate, we still have bills to pay. The addition of the BF 1942 server has jacked our monthly costs up to a pretty high amount. I just want to make sure that you guys understand that your money is being used to pay Creamery expenses and is not just piling up in my paypal account.

Due to the cancellations, we are currently operating at a loss. We have enough in the account to keep us going for at least 6 more months or so. Don't fret, if things get truly grim I will cancel the pricey BF1942 server so that the CS server can live on. I am hoping that the BF server will bring in some new Creamies (and their credit cards.)

Please understand that this is not a plea for money. And please, do not feel guilty if you recently cancelled your subscription. I thank you for all you have done so far.
posted by cattle at 11:34 AM

October 10, 2002
Creamery CS Almost Back to Abnormal
Adminmod, Statsme, and AXN (that disables "lag jump") have been installed and appear to be functioning properly. Statsme is the newer beta, so you may see some different announcements.

Tomorrow I will tackle ChickenMod and the wacky adminmod plugins. Stats will be coming back online in a few days as well.
posted by cattle at 9:30 PM

October 9, 2002
The-Creamery Battlefield 1942 !!!
That's right. Diddy's premature premonitions are correct, The-Creamery will have its own Battlefield 1942 server up within the next few days. Stay tuned for the IP and the details.

During the server shuffle, the hard drive on the Creamery CS server was sent to hard drive heaven. This means that, most likely, there will be no CS server for tonight. GOND and company are working hard to get things back up and running ASAP so just hold tight. Luckily Wednesday is a great night for television. I suggest a nice evening of NBC with Ed and the Über-Rad The West Wing. If you seek other entertainment, please drop by Creamery IRC to witness Banker rant about something random.

That is the news for now kids. Any questions or comments can be posted on the forums or emailed to me directly. I bet at least one retard will post a "tEh server is down!! wtf!!" message on the boards without reading this page. That retard will be mocked and flogged accordingly.
posted by cattle at 2:44 PM

October 7, 2002
New map from Gaytro 6
We tried a few new ones at Gaytro and only one was worth playing. he_glass is available on the dilly yo, yo. Perfect for late night shenannigans.
posted by cattle at 7:34 PM

Cattle's Back, and Cattle's Front
I have returneth from the great land of Tequila. Stats have been updated. More news to come later this evening...
posted by cattle at 9:25 AM

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