| September 30, 2002 |
| GAY Models Spotted on the-creamery
The wait is finally over! The new and improved GAY model pack is now available for download. See Tickle AUG you down! See Juunanagou danza-slap you with his manhood! See p.diddy pump his load in your face! See Cattle... well, die -- sorry baby. See the GAY terrorist wrestlers overtake your desktop! Rescue a naked Snowball -- yikes! Different download packs are available -- even smaller ones for 56k connections: GAY-ify Me!!! ~filthy~ yes, filthy. not tickle. mu hu ha ha ha! |
| posted
by chad
at 11:26 PM |
| September 25, 2002 |
| Quitter!
No this is not a reference to Cattle's departure from the west coast. Can the jerseymites handle his man beef? We will answer that question in a different post. Now onto the purpose of this post. Some of the Creamies got to witness a fine young rock band from Sacramento during Gaytrocity VI. Unfortunately, I did not have enough mojo to get everyone free cds; however, I do have some mad cd to MP3 conversion skills. Here are all three cds, burnt to MP3 format, ready for your asses to download: Quitter MP3 (all three Albums) I hope you all enjoy this music. |
| posted
by chad
at 12:33 PM |
| Adois Cattle
All sorts of news, all sorts of puns. First of all, I will be in Mexico on vacation all next week. It is a business trip as I am a hurricane damage inspector and tequila expert. I also plan on getting sand in my ass. This means no stat updates, no cattle on the server, and no replies to your emails. So, pretty much business as usual. As some of you found out at Gaytro, I will be fleeing the west coast indefinitely and moving to the Bon Jovi mecca of New Jersey. Our house in San Jose already has an offer pending, and we already have an offer pending on a big-ass palace nextdoor to Tony Soprano. The woman is moving out once these deals close, and I will be following in the Spring of '03 when I finish my elusive Bachelor's Degree. So there is plenty of time to plan going away parties, going away costumes, and going away appearances by Metallica. What does this mean for the Creamery? Well, not much. I will still maintain things from afar. I will also become the king of "I bet I have more hops to the server than you." I will also attempt to seed a Creamery East and bring the gayness nationwide. I will fly back for Gaytrocity on a regular basis. (And no, I won't use Creamery money for Business Class upgrades) That is the news for now... |
| posted
by cattle
at 10:26 AM |
| September 24, 2002 |
| Gaytrocity: The Aftermath
Sorry for the delay on this post, I have been asleep since Sunday. Therapy took home the giant cock in the most fantastic display of CS gayness since [LD]CrazyChicken discovered the mic. Therapy, being the kind and gentle young lad that he is, shared the cock with TMC's two dogs. MatrixStyle felt left out by stating, "Why do the dogs get the cock. I'd gladly get on all fours for Therapy. Dude, check out this lightswitch...wait...what?" I think I speak for everyone when I say that this Gaytro was the biggest and best to date. Special thanks to TMC, Filthy, Fisting and Heather for letting us invade once again. I think the next one should have a Hawaiian theme. |
| posted
by cattle
at 10:42 AM |
| September 21, 2002 |
| Gaytrocity: Day 1
Breaking News! Kaagee is NOT a small, asian man! That's right kids. Contrary to popular belief, the infamous Kaagee is not a small, Vo-ish asian fellow. When asked about his feelings to the revealing racial discovery Supple Magic Junnanagou stated, "I'm kinda hurt, kinda sad. But overall I am relieved, I guess." We will all sleep better knowing that Kaagee has not been blessed with superior arithmetic skills. |
| posted
by cattle
at 10:26 AM |
| September 19, 2002 |
| Gaytrocity
It's thinking... |
| posted
by cattle
at 7:11 PM |
| September 16, 2002 |
| Rock Out With Your Cock Out
Thanks to the sexy Junnanangou, we have this for your gay listening pleasure. Thanks Junn! |
| posted
by cattle
at 6:11 PM |
| September 11, 2002 |
| Conformity
I just realized that every other website had some blurb about the significance of today's date. Since I like to believe that The-Creamery is a major player in webbernet news, I had to post something. In honor of the 1-year anniversary, I have not added de_747 to the map rotation. That is all...Now I will go back to watching my Sex and the City DVDs because every fucking channel refuses to show anything non-terrifying. Kisses. |
| posted
by cattle
at 10:21 PM |
| September 10, 2002 |
| GOND Un-Breaks The Server !!!
Good Ole Nike DaWg came to the rescue today as he thwarted the plans of Evil Cattle once again. After sucessfully restarting the sever Nike proclaimed, "Not Heteros, nor packet loss, nor absent-minded admins will keep the Creamery away from the chosen few who deserve it. Not on my watch, anyway." Cattle was unavailable for comment. |
| posted
by cattle
at 4:01 PM |
| September 9, 2002 |
| Cattle Breaks The Server!!!
That's right. In an effort to help out the lag situation Cattle attempted to restart the server. Unfortunately, the "start" part never happened. So Cattle basically just re-ed the server. Creamery technicians are on the problem. Hopefully things will be back up for Tuesday. Cattle says, "Sorry, but I blame 3Headed NINJAmonkey." |
| posted
by cattle
at 10:44 PM |
| September 4, 2002 |
| de_simpsons
New map on the Cream, kids. Cattle has been kind enough to include de_simpsons for us, a map which is (surprise!) based on The Simpsons. Check out the screenshots below or get more info here. You can download this sucker in either .exe or .zip formats.   
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| posted
by torchednoodle
at 4:54 PM |
| September 1, 2002 |
| Oh my
Well, I thought that I would do something nice for the Cream. No, I am not going to drop my aug - do you think I am crazy? It is really simple, I fixed the online creamspy (the link to the left). Enjoy! |
| posted
by chad
at 8:50 PM |
| AoWC Gettin' Cancelled Like a Sienfeld Castmember Spinoff
It seems the new server is rad enough to become our permanent home. Our lease with AoWC will lapse on the 4th. So please, get used to hitting the games.the-creamery.org server. If you feel this is a bad choice, please email me. |
| posted
by cattle
at 9:43 AM |
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