| August 30, 2002 |
| New Server !!!!
No longer will we be oppressed by the great white hand of AoWC. No longer will we be at the mercy of 24-hour customer service (Between the hours of 10 AM to 5 PM EST, please). We got our own digs once again. The server can be reached at: games.the-creamery.org Put those words into your CS server browser or Gamespy and you will be redirected to the server's IP automagically. You can also connect to it by typing "connect games.the-creamery.org" in the console. CreamSpy users note: You will need the latest version of CreamSpy to connect to the new server. You can download it here. After installing, be sure to edit the settings.txt to make it point to your proper directories. Give the new server a shot and fill up my inbox with your thoughts/complaints/love notes. Special thanks to GOND for taking care of us once again. We ams teh love u. |
| posted
by cattle
at 6:09 PM |
| August 22, 2002 |
| Lag Jump Gone....again
I disabled the "lag jump" for you folks. I will leave it off until the AoWC guys tell me that the Internet is incompatible with the plugin we use. Have fun homos. |
| posted
by cattle
at 5:24 PM |
| August 21, 2002 |
| A Poem For You
his white shirt came off immediately... straight men watched him with desire... his swim trunks had a huge bulge... the smell of his arm pit was wonderful... the hair line that is the glory trail... he washed his genitals with soap... Oh wait a second, I'm not a fag. |
| posted
by torchednoodle
at 3:15 PM |
| August 18, 2002 |
| Updated Stats!
The latest version of Psychostats is up and running on the Cream website. You'll notice some new awards, some updated old awards, and a dandy FAQ page. I haven't migrated the player logos into the new format, so you will have no personal pictures for a while. |
| posted
by cattle
at 1:22 PM |
| August 13, 2002 |
| Militia 2 Movie Map Released
A silly little follow-up to the Militia 2 movie release. The map used in the making of the movie has been released for general CS play. It includes the working helicopter and APC from the movie. As if you didn't already think cs_militia was gay, now here's more proof. Download the map here. |
| posted
by torchednoodle
at 3:28 PM |
| August 9, 2002 |
| Militia 2 Movie Exclusive
On a more serious note today, here's a Creamery exclusive. Some of you may remember a CS movie being released a few months back called Militia Part 1, made by The_Family_God. The movie was a first in many ways for the CS movie community, as it was an in-game movie utilizing clever camera work, cool music, and voice comms as dialogue. Well, after a long wait Militia 2 has been finished, and now you fags will be able to see it before its official public release. I have seen this movie, and I know you guys would like it. This is not some cheesy homemade flick featuring a couple of kids prancing around a forest with water guns, this is a serious production. To film it, The_Family_God enlisted Mojo, the original mapper who created cs_militia, and had him do all kinds of extensive remodelling, including putting in a working helicopter and an APC on the map. Even the Valve team, makers of Half-Life, pitched in and helped design some cool spectator effects just for this movie. Each minute of film time required approximately four hours of filming to complete. We've been hyping this movie on CS-Nation ever since M2:Part 1 came out, and we'll be hosting it for its official release tomorrow. But since I'm such an un-trustworthy bastard, you Creamies can check this movie out before the real download waits begin. These are on the CS-Nation Fileplanet servers, which should translate into little or no wait times. Enjoy, homos. Update: Links are now functional again. Official release party at CS-Nation. |
| posted
by torchednoodle
at 6:53 PM |
| August 6, 2002 |
| I'm Gonna Be Rich!
Karen let a major secret out of the bag today. She's this top legal consultant for an industry that has just developed a literal cash machine. Now I will be able to turn $250 into $2,000 virtually overnight. And that's just for starters. How would you like this to be you? Well, I'd have to ask Karen first, but I'm pretty sure you're going to have to go out and get your own cash machine. A literal cash machine my friend. None of them fancy non-literal ones I bet. I know it sounds too good to be true, but it's all done automatically. I just collect the cash. And you know how much I like collecting the cash. Mmm mmm, bring on the cash collecting baby! Karen says I will be amazed. I don't have to do NO faxing, I don't have to go to NO meetings, and sure as beans there won't be NO doing everyone else's work for them. She tells me in this e-mail that it's the only legitimate and legal program of its kind. I'd spend more time telling you about this opportunity, but I can't wait! I've got to contact her pronto, before the masses jump in ahead of me. Karen says I will be working directly with a very heavy marketer. Poor guy, he's probably making so much money, he's eating out all the time. I'll invite him over for dinner, and momma can make us up something lean-like. So once again, I've got nothing to lose, and everything to gain. I've already replied to her, and now I just have to sit back and wait for her to send me the secret. Then there'll be nothing to do but collect cash. Maybe I'll send you a postcard from Bali. |
| posted
by torchednoodle
at 4:54 PM |
| August 3, 2002 |
| Hey Look Ma, New Forums!
They may not look that different, but they are. We had to create some new forums to fix some errors and general wackiness that the old forums were having. The bad news is that you will have to re-register. The old forums will still be accessible for reference here. |
| posted
by cattle
at 10:43 PM |
| Note on Stats
Sorry for the delay on the stats update. I am switching jobs and my stats machine had to be moved. I just updated and posted the stats today. There is an update to our stats program as well. It will take me a few days to update the new templates to our gay-style, so expect some new features in the stats by the end of the week. |
| posted
by cattle
at 3:24 PM |
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